...or on spelling america with a "K"
"whatcha eatin", is the battle cry of going out to dinner with the chairman. so our m.o. of the evening is pizzaria uno. yeah, it's a chain but it's consistently good and there's never a wait and i like that effing chicago classic. so while we're waiting for our table the chairman spots these three girls discussing the benches in the waiting area.
"yo, so ahr you a republahkan ohr a demucraht?"
"ya ahm a liberal, so ah'll sit in dah middle"
the bastard weeps for the future.