Monday, May 21, 2007

...on the body politick

...or on spelling america with a "K"

"whatcha eatin", is the battle cry of going out to dinner with the chairman. so our m.o. of the evening is pizzaria uno. yeah, it's a chain but it's consistently good and there's never a wait and i like that effing chicago classic. so while we're waiting for our table the chairman spots these three girls discussing the benches in the waiting area.

"yo, so ahr you a republahkan ohr a demucraht?"

"ya ahm a liberal, so ah'll sit in dah middle"

the bastard weeps for the future.

—the bastard

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