Monday, June 25, 2007

...on the body politik 2

...so you're painting a chair, eh?

"excuse me are you a democrat or a republican?"

"what was that little girl"

"excuse me are you a democrat or a republican?"

"excuse me are you a democrat or a republican?"

"excuse me are you a democrat or a republican?"

"excuse me are you a democrat or a republican?"

so 4 under 10 savants are asking myself, the chairman, the boy and a random guido what our party affiliation is.

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"well i'm an independent" (because the bastard is a filthy liar as well)

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"i'm an independent"

turning to the chairman "are you a democrat or a republican?"

"well, i don't vote"

"are you a democrat or a republican?"

"i don't vote"

"is he a democrat or a republican?"

"honey, he can't vote because he's a registered felon"

"is he a democrat or a republican?"

"he can't vote because he's a registered felon"

"you'll have to excuse them", pipes up one of the women responsible for this preteen clusterfuck, they got started on this because of those..."

"...those benches in unos", the bastard answer back.

"yeah"

"excuse me, do you know president george bush and hillary clinton?"

"what was that young lady?"

"do you know president george bush and hillary clinton?"

"not personally"

hoo boy, you know, kids can be a handfull. mine isn't. granted, i only have him unitl the middle of next month but he's not a handfull. hoo boy, i hope these kids were just high on the sugar shock, because i don't think parents are equipped for this stuff full time. not without alot of alcohol involved. drink up shiteyes.

—the bastard

2 comments:

The Chairman said...

For the record, The Chairman is a not a register felon. (relax Captain America)

bastard central said...

one should know that a great deal of the bastard works IS an exagerration