I'm sure it was because you're in a hurry…
your ass was on fire…
you had ants in your pants…
you were a out to turn into a pumpkin and needed to get you your glass slippers…
of perhaps you are the sort of person who has no regard for personal space.
but could you wait until people get out of the elevator first before you get in?
especially after you do that who physical huffiness thing.
it's unseemly…
and prompts me to think you're a dick.
just saying.
–the bastard
