man in black

the bastard wears a black trenchcoat…

rather…

it's a black mackintosh.

he doesn't wear it in a "hey now, hey now now" sort of way…

he wears it to be out of place…

or perhaps just to swallow you in the darkness.

take your pick…

I feel like having tacos now

dammit

—the bastard

also…

this malbec goes well with spaghetti and meatballs.

also my iPhone autocorrects malbec as malice.

consider yourself informed now.

—the bastard

the more you know

has the bastard told you how much he loves spaghetti and meatballs?

like on a spiritual level.

it's comfort food you can believe in.

frikkin spaghetti and meatballs for president.

that's my vote.

jerks!

—the bastard