Tuesday, August 02, 2005

bastards head west 2......

...or i forgot how big texas is.

i was finally grooving with the road trip as i got to do my own state. that state was mississippi. i also rolled across the mississippi river into lousiana. that was pretty cool. i saw the railroad that brought my mother and grandmother to nawlins back in the day for vacay. you see the bastards mom used to be afraid of flying so she took a train to visit the texas people. stopped over in nawlins to buy me a gris gris bag for smiting my enemies with.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, it's big. we stopped in dallas for something called taco bueno which was by no stretch bueno (i'll take the waffle house crippler any day of the week). we got into the halfway point and crashed at a rest stop where i discovered that the new york roach problem has nothing on the locust problem of central texas. these bastards run the place and are everywhere. good thing i have vladimir on my head to keep the bugs out. ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

yes that is a splattered bug on the windshield


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