...or long day's a coming for the bastard
"hi bastard this is the the plant"
"good morning plant, please tell me that you have good news"
"i'm sorry but it's all bad. well the good news is we're going to work really fast to get you your 13 lores files for placement but the bad news is that they didn't start doing it until this morning"
"oh is that all, i thought you were going to tell me that there was a fire over the weekend and that the magazine won't get printed at all"
well the bastard is glad he has a comfy chair, because his ass is going to be sitting in it for a long time today. oh well, at least there will be people to talk to.