you wouldn't know it but the bastard's brother known as the mofo, is in town this week and the visit has been quite good. no one has been killed yet, and all is right in the hizouse. he came in straight out the bag and calle din his dinner order from baltimore at 2 saying he'd be in by 5 and sure as hell, the mofo shows up ready for his regulation hamburger and hot dog which has been the saturday dish in the house since the bastard was a child and the mofo was in the womb. there's something inherently insane about having the same sinner on wednesday and sunday for your entire life. i'll expound about the family diseases at another time.
but i digress, the mofo rolled in and mentioned the song that was playing on the mo-mobile en route. that song was "i am a tree" by guided by voices. now we have discussed the merits of guided by voices at length but the bastard doesn't see any reason why we can't continue to beat that horse. anyway, the point that the mofo brought up about "i am a tree" was the song begs the age old question about a tree falling in the woods. the point that the mofo brought up was (especially since gimpy asked us who gbv was) if the greatest rock and roll band exists and no one hears them, are they still the greatest rock and roll band? the bastard says yes. i don't want to know what you say.