...or the bastard can't leave a good winnie the pooh reference alone
"i can't believe i'm leaning into this, october. if the wind stops, i'm going to do a face plant right onto the yellow line"
"yeah. this is crazy. how was your holidays?"
"weird. some of my relatives treat the whole thing like i have the flu. sooooooo, bastard? how are you.......doing? i mean come on, there's got to be better ways of asking one how things are. how was vegas?"
"it was great. i won 50 bucks playing blackjack"
"october, no one wins at blackjack."
"well i won 50 bucks. i lost 20 then i remembered to double down and all that stuff i learned about blackjack and i was up 70. so i played my last hand, lost 10 and gave the dealer a 10 dollar tip."
"october, no one wins at black jack. you sure you were at a blackjack table?"
ahhhh what the hell, maybe he was.