Wednesday, January 04, 2006

short

excuse me pal, but could you pull over to the side before you stop short? we move with a purpose around here.

love,

—the bastard

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

or....at least be a little more cognisent of why you've just gotten the fuzzy end of the finger....

DoM

bigbromofo said...

is this a car issue or a LIRR issue. always watch where you are going.

dub plat

bastard central said...

street thing

Rob S. said...

Maybe he was trying to get some action from George Costanza's mother?

bigbromofo said...

or were talking to bunson honeydew on the bathroom line. you did say that there was a purpose. could have been in the kitchen too.

dub plat

bastard central said...

dub, you need to lay off of the crack pipe. or maybe wear a gas mask when walking around S.I. or sumthin', cause you talkin' crazee

—b

mofo said...

I find it hilarious that this two line blog gets six comments, the previous blog, a well thought out and interesting piece gets none. If there is a god that wouldn't be the case. And Jesus wouldn't stop short.

bastard central said...

i always find that interesting. the bastard reads a really good book and all i gets are crickets. i spend two sentences making hay about some idiot stopping short on park avenue, and it's a discussion. allthough my seinfeld knowledge has me wonderring what lobster johnson was talking about.

Rob S. said...

It was Mr Constanza's "move" -- stop short and put his arm over Mrs. C's chest to keep her from flying forward. I don't know if we ever saw George Sr. do it, but Karmer did it to George's mom (really stopping short) and she thought he was hitting on her because she'd just had her eyes dewrinkled.

bastard central said...

hmmmmmmmmmmm. sounds like more than i bargained for. kudos on the total creep value though lobster

bigbromofo said...

the question is mofo

instead of adding to the 10 comments on a two line blog, why didn't you mofofised the previous well thought out blog.

dub plat

bastard central said...

what are you? the damn hall monitor. it's not like he collects a check for this man.

....or

he's taking his union coffee break

—b

bigbromofo said...

he needs to respond via his blackberry while pulling wire....

he responds like a fart...quick and to teh point but never comes back for second or third responses

dub plat