...or don't let your babies grow up to work in print
so the bastard decided to hire this new photographer for shooting guns monthly and i think he's a little young but i figure i meght be able to skirt the child labor laws. actually is was a much hated vice presideant of manuafacturing at the bastard's old company which we can call......hmmmmm.....i don't know digerati publishing inc. he told us at a meeting that print is alive and well but i would tell my grandkids to go into it. either way, the boy seems to really enjoy laying with cameras. who knows, he might have something there.
—the bastard
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Between that and a drum set, I'm telling you!
telling me what?
you gave me a warning already
Get him started on drums and he'll be art blakey by the time he's 20, headlining the bluenote.
You just understand, you put me with the dolphin!
i think we'll need a bigger boat for that, mo.
thanks this is spinal tap. "that's" original
first off, i don't know whom you are referring to as "stumpy joe" but i don't recall ever calling your wife or children "stumpy joe" or any other name that i wouldn't want to call my friends or family. i'll just leave that point floating out there and give you the opportunity to edit or delete your own insulting commentary.
secondly, you would probably do better at getting an rsvp to anything by the conventional means. i am not now nor was i ever my wife's keeper. if you'd like to know if my wife is going to your children's birthday party next week, perhaps you should get on the phone and call her and harrass her in the usual fashion. this is not the place for these kinds of requests. and please don't run the "this is the only way we talk nonsense". i keep a fucking mobile in my jacket 24/7. you know where i am found. if you don't want to talk then take the mofo's route and spring the 5 bucks a month for 200 text messages.
i don't mean to offend dub, but i seem to recall having this conversation before.
Boys, boys. So silly. One, of course the boy is going to join the party. I know both he and I miss them terribly, along with the rest of the family
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