Wednesday, March 01, 2006

...on funeral processions

...or on ice cream

in a fog (i'm the one in a fog, go to sleep late),left hand rob comes into the cube to declare that he finally got sleep and had a weird vegas dream.

"so everyone's getting into cabs in this weird funeral procession. and the cabs are all going to friendlys. and i see you, and scoop and the k waiting for me but, i waive you guys on thinking i'll get in the next cab but they keep on going by. eventually i get a cab and i say to myself finally, i'm ging to get some ice cream. then the alarm goes off. you know bastard, when i was young i was used to my brain dicking me over about women in my dreams but, dicking me over about ice cream is just plain wrong."

it seems the spectre of las veags still haunts us here at the dead animal lined halls of killing stuff monthly.

—the bastard

14 comments:

bigbromofo said...

sounds like he went from a wet dream to a cold dream throughout his life.

nice one on teh "killing stuff monthly" title

bastard central said...

real nice dub real nice. we try not to go too blue here, ya pervert!

bigbromofo said...

the premise was that he used to dream of wormen now it is ice cream. calm down donald wildmon.

next thing you know you will blur janet jackson's breast at teh super bowl or ask the stones if it is okay to cut a few randy type words from your halftome show.

by the way i read your commets to the link to lefthand robs blog. i think lots of bullets monthly is not as good as killing stuff monthly. how about cold dead hands monthly or Charlton and Ted's great safari monthly or even mullets shooting muskrats monthly.

just trying to raise the value of this blog so you can sell it on ebay.

dub naut

bastard central said...

A: not so much with the spelling today, eh?

B: speaking of calming down...

C: you don't get to name anything anymore.

D: gin good. you bad

bigbromofo said...

if is funny i shall name it.

dub naut

bastard central said...

but you see, that begs the question of, if you name it, is it actually funny?

bigbromofo said...

yes it is funny.

it is funny in a milleresque / lewis blacklike / steven wrightish way.

dub plat carson

bastard central said...

i find your humor suspect

bigbromofo said...

and i suspect your humor detection device needs new batteries.

dub plat

bastard central said...

mine's bigger than yours.

i'm rubber you're glue.

nyah nyah nyah.

yo momma! oh wait we have the same mother. oh well, so much for a decent progression

bigbromofo said...

who are you heimer 49er?

super naut

bastard central said...

for the last time, you don't get to name anything anymore. if you have to call and ask me that you want to mention someone like say, hmmmmm....got it, "chives", or his brother "frogs neck" you can call me and i will give you a less gay name for them. sometimes simpler is better

bigbromofo said...

i will continue to add my perspective whne i see fit.

dub plat

bastard central said...

you're entitled