Thursday, May 18, 2006

..on grand theft auto

...not the game stupid. the act

so you think you live in a nice safe neighborhood. all quiet and crime free. you totally didn't take into account the high percentage of feline auto theft in the greater forest hills area. witness if you will the example here. you see, the nice lady thought her jeep would be safe without it's roof and lo and behold here we see frikkin morris the cat trying to hot wire the nice ladymobile. you can't trust anything these days. jerks.

—the bastard

5 comments:

mofo said...

Goddamned cats, there taking over.

bastard central said...

i know! next thing you know, they'll be doing smash and grabs over at the local jewelry store

Rob S. said...

ding-blasted cat burgulars!

mofo said...

"It's snowing in my room dag blastid!"

bastard central said...

BUMPISES !!!