the bastard felt likle a cold was coming on and there was a weekend in the woods where ignoring that feeling came back to bite him on the ass so, this time i brought a few accessories to try and waylay the onset of a cold. bottle full of vitamin c, and some tea bags, some honey, and the only bottle of whiskey i had handy in the form of a bottle of 12 year old single malt suntory. QUICK SIDEBAR: a hot totty is a cup of tea, a little whiskey, a little honey and some lemon. i didn't have any lemon so i just doubled up on the whiskey. upon making this concoction, k-love asked what i was doing.
"hey whatcha making there?"
"a hot totty"
"hot totty? what's a hot totty?
"tea, honey and whiskey. want one?"
"sure"
so oddly enough, at 4:20 pm, k-love gets his first hot totty. and that's what he drank until the whiskey was finished. best duty free whiskey ever.—the bastard
5 comments:
heh. you said "duty."
well everything is funnier when there's duty involved
I'm suprised that K Love didn't rename it the hot titty, or hot tits, and then sing a song about it while doing the robot--"how's you're tits, how's your tot's" etc
well he did proceed to wash his nits in the leftover whiskey
In deed, 4:20 is the time to have a hot totty in mind..
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