Saturday, December 30, 2006

chair leg of truth

listen to the chair leg of truth. it does not lie. what does it say? well grab a loved one and smack away as i read this evenings truths.

it is fucking late

i am fucking tired

i did NOT kill cyrus

i DO in fact dig it

there is no reason i need to ride all over manhattan just to get back to queens

you do not appreciate my patience about the delays

i have no patience about the delays

you aren't really sorry

i know that you aren't

the express track is never a good place for the garbage train no matter what hour of the night it is.

and finally, despite the MTA's best efforts, i'm still going to be the good kind of tired tomorrow.

listen to the chair leg of truth. it does not lie. good night jerks

—the bastard

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