Monday, January 29, 2007

...on hearing things

you know...

the last thing the bastard wants to hear in the bathroom is the sound of a high powered executive from sales scratching himself. really pal, could you please stop that. i know that the bathroom is actually the proper place for that sort of activity but, it's still kinda gross. now i need to wash out my ears with battery acid. i dunno, maybe the bastard just has issues. maybe the bastard just has really bad timing. maybe the bastard shouldn't spend his afternoon eating his weight in m&m's. maybe the bastard just needs to hold it in until he gets home. or wear earplugs?

—the bastard

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe you need one of those disposable bags that you got at shot show last year

bastard central said...

i still have that bag but, i think earplugs would be bessssssssssssssst