Monday, January 29, 2007

...on hearing things

you know...

the last thing the bastard wants to hear in the bathroom is the sound of a high powered executive from sales scratching himself. really pal, could you please stop that. i know that the bathroom is actually the proper place for that sort of activity but, it's still kinda gross. now i need to wash out my ears with battery acid. i dunno, maybe the bastard just has issues. maybe the bastard just has really bad timing. maybe the bastard shouldn't spend his afternoon eating his weight in m&m's. maybe the bastard just needs to hold it in until he gets home. or wear earplugs?

—the bastard


Anonymous said...

maybe you need one of those disposable bags that you got at shot show last year

bastard central said...

i still have that bag but, i think earplugs would be bessssssssssssssst