...on proper bathroom etiquette

there's this guy from the mailroom and he's a little slow, so i feel bad for him. like in a lenny from "of mice and men" sort of way. the last thing i want to discuss with him is how gross a bathroom stall is to him when i gathered that little kernel of knowledge from the first walking in, "ewww", "that's gross", "what the hell", and finishing with going into the other stall to do your business. lenny, you do not have to replay the entire incident to me while i'm trying to wash my hands. stupid compulsive handwashing, be less compulsive.

—the bastard