Tuesday, March 13, 2007

...on that warm and fuzzy feeling

so i'm tired and it's crowded. what else is new? can't quite get to sleep on the train. transfer at 53rd and i'm wedged between the usual people who won't get out of the effing doorway and the rest of the throng who's already in there. and suddenly i feel this really warm feeling in my nether regions but not in the good way. i was leaning against some woman's bag and her lunch for the day was still hot. i felt like someone had taken a piss on me. it was incredibly gross feeling. the bastard needs to wash himself now. ewwwwwwwwww.

—the bastard


Anonymous said...

I know I shouldn't laugh at one misfortune, but that's classic.

bastard central said...

i thought it was classic too. i'm never one for experiencing "hot lunch" first thing in the morning and i sure as hell don't want to experience that far south