Friday, November 09, 2007

...on the power of suggestion

"can i ask you a question left hand rob?"


"is it wrong for me to give advice that involves the firing of writer?"

"well what happened?"

"if a writer is rude to an editor, and isn't willing to do their job, shouldn't they be fired?"

"well, yeah. they work for YOU. not the other way around"

"okay. thanks"

"umm, bastard?"

"yes lobster?"

"what can i do to get the pointer sister's "neutron dance"out of my head?"

"hmm, maybe you could replace it with "i'm so excited" instead"

"DAMMIT BASTARD, you're cruel"

"yes, i am. try "low rider" then instead"

—the bastard

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