there's a little bit of god in every bag

"are these your sun chips, bastard?"

"nah, they really aren't my bag"

"but is it your bag?"

"nah"

"you know bastard, i think sun chips is trying to wage war on christmas"

"you think?"

"well it's christmas. couldn't they call these sun of god chips"

"good point. you know rob, for an agnostic, i'm glad you're out there putting the christ back into christmas."

—the bastard