dear new york city...

hi,

i was wondering that while you were in the midst of jacking up the price to take a subway train as well as mulling over the 4 bright ideas you had in mind to make congestion pricing fuck the outer boroughs, i mean work in the city, could you maybe get the trains to maybe, ida know,

run on time?

i know it's a little detail but, some of us actually work here. that's not to say that the thugs in the transportation workers union don't work but, come on kids.

thanks,

—the bastard