when the bastard comes over the williamsburg bridge to go to my ladyfriend's (all you fucking rich people can take the midtown tunnel), i have to go down houston street (that's pronounced HOW-stin, ya fucking hay seed) to get to the fdr drive.
and i saw these three guys skitching off the back of a livery cab.
Skitching (i.e. "ski-hitching" or "skate-hitching") is the act of hitching a ride on the rear bumper of a car when there is ice or slick snow on the roads. This can also be done with a skateboard or roller skates in urban areas where there is no ice or snow. In addition, skitching can be performed on a bicycle. 
even if it's the stupid way.