Thursday, October 23, 2008

so here's my new get rich quick scheme

"i had this passing thought."

"oh", replied left hand rob

"wouldn't it be great if we could get whiskey in a can?"


"whiskey in a can. can't you picture it?"

the all of a sudden, the bastard pictures a 14 year old version of himself. i've been capable of buying liquor since i was 14. so i thought what would happen if i were to buy whiskey in a can when i was 14. the bastard thinks this would end badly but man, this is WHISKEY!

—the bastard


Rob S. said...


bastard central said...

actually, dean thrilla informed me that jack daniels has jack and coke in a can but, i just don't think it's close enough to my idea yet.