Friday, July 31, 2009

...on geography

"excuse me sir, could you tell me where baggage pick up is?", queries the man.

"where ya comin from", the gentleman responds

"saint louis."

"saint that a city"

"flight 6446" the bastard pipes up to the confused gentleman and the incredulous man.

"oh, raht over dere"

i turn to the man as we walk toward baggage claim and say, "I would wager that that man has never heard of a city called st. louis."

in a rich southern twang he responds, "why don't that surprise me in new york?"

indeed. glad to be home.

—the bastard

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