Friday, November 19, 2010

definition of terms…

"can you take down the recycling", are the six most drudgerous words any man's wife can utter.

but the bastard will do the recycling with ducking gusto every time.

I get in the elevator with Friday night flip flops and his technicolor laundry vomit explosion.

give the nod and touch nothing.

flips asks if I intended to go to the basement and I explain, " nah, I gotta go downstairs and drop this grief", indicating my bag of grief.

"that's a great word to use", indicating his bag of laundry.

"grief has many uses. you got yourself a bag a grief right there guy", as I gesture to his laundry bag.

he leaves the elevator enlightened.

—the bastard

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