things to do on your floor…

…while waiting for your daughter to nap



now, let me preface this by saying that the first thing I thought to do was take a nap on the floor.

but I'm doing this instead.

my ladyfriend is on her way to the airport for travel to corn country

and the bastard has been left to fend for himself with the lil lady.

now you must be asking yourself, "hey jackass, why don't you just sit on the couch or lay down on your bed?"

well jerkface, it's like this

the bastard is also doing an open house in a couple few and I don't want to muss up the furniture.

so here I am lying on the floor. waiting for bebe to nap so I can clean the apartment up for some goofballs to come by and decide if they wanna live here.

I think I might try that nap now instead.

—the bastard