"so listen, the most fucked up thing just happened to me. I heard a sound that sounded like my blackberry going off.
telling me I had a text message.
and I looked in my pockets to find I didn't have it.
and then I found it four rows behind me where I was sitting a couple minutes ago.
yeah I know, I was totally panicking. "
guy if this is what passes for drama for you, perhaps you need to liven up yourself.