its a down economy you know.
so to do his part, the bastard makes lunch.
and he does it well.
so well that the wife's boss wants me to hook her up with a sammich.
but it's like this.
I also do the grocery shopping as well.
and normally, I'm a by the numbers kinda guy.
but with a hurricane (read: late summer sprinkle) coming last weekend, I went a little off mission.
bought some ribs.
bought a pack of bacon.
and we made the whole pack on Sunday to celebrate NOT dying in a flood (read: HAH) with the notion that whatever bacon we don't eat we'll "save".
this is not currently happening.
OK SIDEBAR: this is how he bastard throws down a sammich. straight up on the economical tip. what you do is buy a bag of trader joes ciabatta rolls because it's the most rolls you get for the money (8). I get a bag of pre cooked chicken breast from the self same store (because it's easy when you shop for everything at the same place).
I buy some cheese for filler. I used to get lo fat Swiss but the bastard is currently not in the business of giving a shit these days (read: DEMONS) so I've been getting pepper jack for me and fooling the wife with the lo fat Swiss (did you catch the name of the blog?).
lately I've gotten my hands on some barbecue sauce and that has been the spread of choice (side note: the wife gets pesto).
now what I do is rely on the toaster ovens in the mystery science kitchen area as they have the best toaster ovens in all the land. and I toast that bitch up.
there it is.
ANYWAY: The bacon. I have been feeding it into the sammich recipe this week. there will be no bacon leftover. and I will have some splainin to do Lucy when she finds out. but I can live with that. because… you know… bacon.
oh look. there is a glass of whiskey beside me. BAI!