what the bastard has been waiting for

so the bastard is doing the weekly trader joes run.

yeah I go to trader joes. wanna fight about it?

and an ad comes on the radio advertising a broadway show and one critic was quoted as saying,

"this is the play we've all been waiting for"

this is the play we've all been waiting for

what does that even mean?!

we, the collective we have been waiting for this play?

was the OWS crowd waiting for this play?

have the homeless been waiting for this play?

have the fat cats?

the devout?

your moms? has your moms been waiting for this steaming pile of shit?

I know I haven't.

so I beg to differ.

this is NOT play the bastard has been waiting for.

not by a long shot.

I've been waiting for some quiet and four fingers of whiskey

and some piece of mind. that's what the bastard has been waiting for.

so up yours play that we've all been waiting for.

because we haven't. kthanxbai

—the bastard