the bastard didn't have time to take a photo…
…I was driving you see… wanna fight about it?
but there was a guy in tights on a bicycle riding down the narrow part of union turnpike…
… you see, I'm in the fhills grocery shopping…
… with a golf bag on his back.
and he's had 3 near misses since I got behind him.
I wonder if he's gonna make it to the turn at woodhaven blvd.
PROTIP: a golf bag is definitely a no for bike travel in the bastard's book. too much room for mayhem and cocksuckery.
— the bastard