The bastard wants to go on record...

I just had to say that this woman who rode the f train with me almost all te way to 179th street ne'er stopped smiling once during the whole ride...

Perhaps some creepy guy told her a really good jokes dishes been smiling since queens bridge...

Or perhaps she's one of those folks who didn't believe their mom when they said that if you keep making a face like that, your face will freeze up like that...

Ida know...

Botox.

Either way, it was really creeping me out...

Thanks creepy lady, I'm glad that you're happy... Now I need to drink your visage out of my head

—the bastard