Monday, December 31, 2012

the voices

the bastard woke up with a start this morning with a lung fulla phlegm…

and a head fulla voices…

5:30 is not a good start time when 1:30 was your finishing time…

and when the voices are telling you all the wrong things…

you just can't get your ass back in your rack.

shut up already, can't we talk about this later after I've had a decent sleep ad a good breakfast?

"nah", says the voices

so this isn't exactly how I wanted to end the year with phasers set to crazy.

i think I may need to take yoga or something.

—the bastard



2 comments:

TW said...

Yoga is not a bad idea. Baking brownies can cure some ills as well.

bastard central said...

baking brownies might raise a fuss around the house in the prep process