the bastard's stomach hasn't gotten back from vacation yet…
so as the wife goes out with her friends, he decides that last night was the night to order takeout from john browns smokehouse.
what's a john browns smokehouse guy?
well jerkface, it's the closest BBQ to the spaceship I live in that delivers.
who shot who in the what now? smoked meats delivered to your front door?
you heard it right jerk...
smoked meats door to door.
and it was majestic.
my cardio vascular system is going to hate me one day