just like gabriel garcia marquez i'm going to tell my life out of order. scoop has been asking for me to do more on doorgate. dub plat has been asking about more doorgate. i will get back to doorgate but like all good tales, i must tell them when it's right. and it will no doubt be out of order. chapter one will take place 20 years into the future when the neighbors will be 60 and living together still and will have 35 cats between them still shouting about keeping kids out of their yard. james earl jones will somehow tie into this. then 3 year before now, elizabeth will be watching it rain in macondo and the thug will have beaten me up and taken my 11 dollars. but today we will give you this:
on wednesday, we went upstate to shoot guns. this is the boss with a shiny new remington. the bastard likes guns. liked em before he started working in this field. they are beautiful works of design. they make loud noises too. and the bastard likes this as well. the other thing i like about doing this for a living is getting the opportunity to make every aspect of the product i design reflect my vision for the magazine. oh yeah, that and expensed lunch.