Thursday, September 08, 2005

meeting of the minds

...or the bastards meet the mofos



the mofo is in town this weekend ands he has darkened the bastards door. so i did the only thing knew that was the right thing to do. give him money and have him get some stella. we discussed the state of the union and concluded that KISS could have only come from new york city and nowhere else. also, while we concluded that while destroyer is the only kiss album to take as a desert island disc, the mofo has the bastard's copy of it. so the bastard did the right thing. cause i'm the god of thunder....and rock and roll

—the bastard

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

bastard and mofo--

the desert island disc to have is Alive!

how many people here like to take a taset of
alll-coo-hooolll!!

--DoM

p.s. say rock and roll!

bastard central said...

well played daughter of mogh. the bastard and the mofo went on at length at how kiss is the ultimate new york band. paul has that inflection in his voice during the in between that holds both a consumate showman that on the other hand cannot escape the discomfort that comes with being an uncomfortable jewish kid from queens. god bless that stanley eisen. he makes all uncomfortable kids from queens aspire to more. and i like his seven inch....leathuh heels. but do you love him?

—the bastard

bigbromofo said...

duoble platinum is the disc becasue it has all of the hits

they call me doctor love

dub plat

bigbromofo said...

and going to all of the shows....

but was it chaim or stanley that went to the plaster caster

mofo said...

I actually prefer Alive II, although Alive I cover is probably the greatest live album cover art ever. It's unfortunate that I have them both on vinyl and no turntable in which to play them. The bastard (AKA They Call me Dr. Bastard) need to look no further then the QV mo Headquaters to find his copy of Destroyer. I liberated the CD from my former employer during the salad days.

mofo said...

Apparently we drank some paint thinner as well, (see top right of photo), it was deeee-licious.

mofo said...

I mean left.

bastard central said...

greatest hits albums are for housewives and little girls, dub.

bastard central said...

it was delicious paint thinner wasn't it. i can't see a thing but at least i now know what it's like to drink like kitty dukakis.

i am pleased to know that once again you have robbed from tower records and left my vinyl in tow. not that i can listen to it, the needle on the bastard's turntable has been shot for 2 years now

mofo said...

How dare you bring poor Kitty into this? But good for you!

I never robbed anything, i was a liberator! If CDs had calenders, I'd have my own holiday.

bastard central said...

all i remember is the spoon head party sketch on kids in the hall in which they put kitty dukakis' face a on a bottle of windex and had it spray a spoon head bottle with liz taylor's head on it yelling, "drink windex, liz!"

Anonymous said...

that's what limewire's for--

greatest hits?!? we don't need no stinkin' greatest hits (unless it has a remastered B demo version of "Two Timer" previously unreleased--BBBAAAAAAA BBBAAAAAAA--i admit it)

it was little chaim witz that did that--naught cheeky monkey

paul stanley was the reason i loved them so much--geeky queens kid makes good--and i've seen his JHS school picture, so's i can testify--

yay paint thinner! we use it to mamke the blood wine taste smoky--

DoM

bigbromofo said...

bunson honeydew has a turntable and a stereo system from 1975 tha tstill works. you can play the vinyl there if you can get bob vila to agree.

hey bastard who is this DoM person. friend, relative?

i have the albums and the greatest hits.

dub plat

bastard central said...

i'm not worried about it. that's what p2p is for.

DoM is kiss' biggest fan and i went to college with her. and she plays hockey for the klingons.

—the bastard

bigbromofo said...

hockey with the klingons????

is tha tlike surfing with the jawas?

dub plat

bastard central said...

now you're just talking nonsense

bigbromofo said...

no just confused over the terminology

bastard central said...

you seem so easily confused dub. or i just speak in jibberish. you decide

bigbromofo said...

thus spake zarathustra...some of your refernces can be found to a basis in reality so one would think that they all are. to say some are jibberish now gives less credence to some earlier jibberish

bastard central said...

dammit, now you've summoned a shuggoth to the blog. he might post in tongues all week.

Anonymous said...

shuggoth said...

blleeeeeaaaarrrgggggghhhhhh liberte me aaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

bigbromofo said...

are you ...mocking me

bastard central said...

no. i'm not mocking you