... on divine right part 3

so i'm walking home from the subway and what should my eyes appear but thing2! she saw me before i saw her/ you see the bastard has some heavy business in his head so i don't come out of my fog until i round the corner for home usually but i made a special occasion out of this. so thing2 sees me and quick as a shot crosses the street...head down...pretending to be invisible. if i don't look at you, you can't see me. well unfortunately for her, the bastard can see thgrough all things petty and this sure as hell is.

so, the bastard will be petty in kind. "hi thing2, i see all that vegan cooking is going straight to your fat can!" or "how is it that a half assed film maker like yourself can't seem to A:move out of queens or B:not dress like a bag lady" or "nice outfit thing2, i guess you go to work like that cause you sure as shit don't look like you are going on a date!" you see, the bastard wants to give you a choose your own adventure just for the commute home. sweet dreams shiteyes!

—the bastard