Saturday, October 15, 2005

Let's talk about the Hulk

I've spent the last few months breaking in bad helpers, dodgeing lightning, sweating profusely (as all of all of the mofo clan do so well), working way too hard and trying to recover from bronchitis, with no health insurance, only enough cash to pay bills, complaining about my government, avoiding the newest cracker-ass-cracker who wants some of the mofo's time, looking for anything to do with anyone who may actually be kool, while trying to live a productive life in place that left productivity behind and when it all comes to it, when I'm completely stressed, done with it and ready to pack it in, I simply take a breath and ask: What would The Hulk do?


Of course the easy answer to that is to smash, cause, you know, the Hulk, like, smashes. But if you want a more detailed insight into the what's going on in the Hulk's head, check out his diary, the link's on the right. It's truly the most entertaining thing I have ever seen on the internet.

mofo

14 comments:

bastard central said...

don't nobody talk about hulk. hulk just want to smash!

bastard central said...

mr mcgee says...

don't make him angry. you won't like him when he's angry

Anonymous said...

You gussied it up a little, nice. The only thing is the lonely piano exit featured at the end of the TV show.

bastard central said...

it was one of theose times that art was required

—b

bastard central said...

nope. good night beantown

bastard central said...

yes but productivity isn't much better in a union shop. you get your 12 15 minute breaks and all dat. just kidding, my best guess is captain nemo might not have the scratch to hire top knotch folks so the entry level guy sucks. it happens.

where it's at? i got two turntables and a microphone

—b

bastard central said...

i think mofo will smash the next time his team loses in nhl for playstation. playstation make hulk want to smash

bastard central said...

so nice you had to say it twice?

wait until your kids are old enough for console games dub.

bastard central said...

calm down killer, i'm messing with you.

console games. that's what they call things played on consoles like the xbox or playstation. the boy and i like to get our wallace and gromit on every once in a great while. it's kind of fun solving puzzles with your kid.

—b

bastard central said...

noggin is an evil bitch goddess. it is good learning junk for when you want to take care of biness while your kids are not in school and you wanna do the dishes but, it's like frikkin crack cocaine for kids. the bastard prefers to watch reruns of degrassi after 6 on that spot.

—b

bastard central said...

no, she's married to snake (he's a teacher @ degrassi) who used to be in the band with wheels and joey. her daughter, emma is a main character. joey (wore the hat) is bald and widowed and owns a car dealership and his adopted son is bipolar and i believe he's involved with his love interest from back in the day. not that i watch the show all THAT much

—b

bastard central said...

nah, i came across a marathon of the first season while the nice lady was on one of her road trips. couldn't sleep and there it was. snake and spike and joey and kaitlin were in the first episode to make the crossover complete. every now and again i get a block of episodes to see what's what. it's like one part soap, one part after school message show. very entertaining. kevin smith even made a cameo in 2 episodes. now they are running old episodes on overnights (haven't caught any but if there is a dvd, holy crap what's wrong with me). it just goes to show the power of just telling a simple story that is cohesive.

—b

bastard central said...

nah but, th ekevin smith episode was funny as hell because jason mewes (jay) was in it too and he started to mack on the school president and smith had to call him out for it. very clerk-ee

bastard central said...

nice one dub. reaaaaaaaal nice