Saturday, October 15, 2005

Let's talk about the Hulk

I've spent the last few months breaking in bad helpers, dodgeing lightning, sweating profusely (as all of all of the mofo clan do so well), working way too hard and trying to recover from bronchitis, with no health insurance, only enough cash to pay bills, complaining about my government, avoiding the newest cracker-ass-cracker who wants some of the mofo's time, looking for anything to do with anyone who may actually be kool, while trying to live a productive life in place that left productivity behind and when it all comes to it, when I'm completely stressed, done with it and ready to pack it in, I simply take a breath and ask: What would The Hulk do?


Of course the easy answer to that is to smash, cause, you know, the Hulk, like, smashes. But if you want a more detailed insight into the what's going on in the Hulk's head, check out his diary, the link's on the right. It's truly the most entertaining thing I have ever seen on the internet.

mofo

26 comments:

bastard central said...

don't nobody talk about hulk. hulk just want to smash!

bastard central said...

mr mcgee says...

don't make him angry. you won't like him when he's angry

mofo said...

You gussied it up a little, nice. The only thing is the lonely piano exit featured at the end of the TV show.

bastard central said...

it was one of theose times that art was required

—b

bigbromofo said...

is this the hulk or the cortship of eddie's father...come on

bastard central said...

nope. good night beantown

bigbromofo said...

hey mofo

they dont make elctricians like they used to. productivity is directly proportional to the amount of money one gets paid. the yocals down in cracker state are paid less than a living wage henceforth they do not exert themselves to great. get officenic to bust some heads and kick some ass out in the field. the only cool people left in fla besides the relatives died in a plane crash in 1977...fly high oh freebird.

By the way, this blog is the most entertaining thing to read on the internet. think positive.

Big bro mofo
dub plat because thats where it is at

bastard central said...

yes but productivity isn't much better in a union shop. you get your 12 15 minute breaks and all dat. just kidding, my best guess is captain nemo might not have the scratch to hire top knotch folks so the entry level guy sucks. it happens.

where it's at? i got two turntables and a microphone

—b

bigbromofo said...

i was going to say that mofo should not complain. he could be hulk smashing teh dinner table after another summer of teh us open and having bunson honeydew bicth tha the is only working three full days a week.

dub plat

bastard central said...

i think mofo will smash the next time his team loses in nhl for playstation. playstation make hulk want to smash

bigbromofo said...

are you saying that we will hear crys of ...the dumb machine, or teh f&#@%(&@g thing cheats, or even moldier and oldier...LV JR voodoo on you while playing risk

bigbromofo said...

are you saying that we will hear crys of ...the dumb machine, or teh f&#@%(&@g thing cheats, or even moldier and oldier...LV JR voodoo on you while playing risk

bastard central said...

so nice you had to say it twice?

wait until your kids are old enough for console games dub.

bigbromofo said...

i hit print twice bastard. if the spammer preventer worked quicker before I hit return again it would not print twice. waht console games. i'm giving the seras arcade that mom saved

bastard central said...

calm down killer, i'm messing with you.

console games. that's what they call things played on consoles like the xbox or playstation. the boy and i like to get our wallace and gromit on every once in a great while. it's kind of fun solving puzzles with your kid.

—b

bigbromofo said...

i know that. just because i have not ventured out to place one in my house does not mean i do not know what they are.

i do it all of the time but we are stuck on noggin

bastard central said...

noggin is an evil bitch goddess. it is good learning junk for when you want to take care of biness while your kids are not in school and you wanna do the dishes but, it's like frikkin crack cocaine for kids. the bastard prefers to watch reruns of degrassi after 6 on that spot.

—b

bigbromofo said...

is the spikey punk who was pregnant at 13 now the principal?

bastard central said...

no, she's married to snake (he's a teacher @ degrassi) who used to be in the band with wheels and joey. her daughter, emma is a main character. joey (wore the hat) is bald and widowed and owns a car dealership and his adopted son is bipolar and i believe he's involved with his love interest from back in the day. not that i watch the show all THAT much

—b

bigbromofo said...

you must either be the schools superintendent or have been wathcing it since 1988.

dub plat - '86

bastard central said...

nah, i came across a marathon of the first season while the nice lady was on one of her road trips. couldn't sleep and there it was. snake and spike and joey and kaitlin were in the first episode to make the crossover complete. every now and again i get a block of episodes to see what's what. it's like one part soap, one part after school message show. very entertaining. kevin smith even made a cameo in 2 episodes. now they are running old episodes on overnights (haven't caught any but if there is a dvd, holy crap what's wrong with me). it just goes to show the power of just telling a simple story that is cohesive.

—b

bigbromofo said...

is degrassi the school were dante went before becoming a clerk. that would make his trilogy a quadrilogy.

bastard central said...

nah but, th ekevin smith episode was funny as hell because jason mewes (jay) was in it too and he started to mack on the school president and smith had to call him out for it. very clerk-ee

bigbromofo said...

cock smoker

bastard central said...

nice one dub. reaaaaaaaal nice

bigbromofo said...

blunt man and chronic talk at least jason mewes