...or on celebrity part deux
so the bastard's stomach is grumbling waiting for go time. to the gyro stand where jerkface wants to go for food. i could use the walk seeing as it's across town. but what should the bastard's wandering eye should see but this little gem from the drudge report(cut and paste before it goes away:
MADONNA WARNS: ALL WILL GO TO HELL IF DON'T TURN FROM WICKED BEHAVIOR; 'MOST PRIESTS ARE GAY'
The former Material Girl now believes "the beast is the modern world that we live in!"
"The material world. The physical world. The world of illusion, that we think is real. We live for it, we're enslaved by it. And it will ultimately be our undoing," Madonna explains in her new documentary film, I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET.
In the movie, which will premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City on Tuesday, Madonna warns how people "are going to go to hell, if they don't turn from their wicked behavior."
The singer, who is also promoting the upcoming release of her new music CD, declares: "Most priests are gay."
"I refer to an entity called 'The Beast'. I feel I am describing the world that we live in right now. To me 'The Beast' is the modern world that we live in."
now don't get me wrong. the bastard is probably going to hell. in fact, it's more than likely. perhaps i'm in hell already? but that is a discussion for the existentialists (god exists and he's dead....and he was short). but the day we as a people should entertain the idiotic endtime musings of detroits favorite fake british accent may be in and of itself a sign of the apocalypse. the bastard finds it fascinating at what celebrity will say to america to get your attention when they have something new to promote. does only the bastard see that katie holmes is pregnant with tom cruise's baby just in time for both "batman begins" and "war of the worlds" to come to video? i'm sure that's not the case but it's something worth mentioning. anyway, no doubt madonna's base will get out there to see her wack ass kicking and screaming fit as she descends into her own her that is cultural irrelavence. here's to hoping that she takes a few other 14:59 mother grabbers with them. when you call my name it's like a little aaaaaaahhh shuddup!
i'm going to tell you a secret dear....your time is up. it's just a shame that you wrecked your husbands ability to rock a fantastic caper film.