Thursday, October 27, 2005

this just in...

the bastard has seen that harriet miers has withdrawn from her supreme court nomination. apparently, her dog ate her homework or something. the bastard could've called this one. good day to you

—the bastard

8 comments:

357martini said...

It was discovered that she was a man

bastard central said...

i was going to go with a muppet but i like that one better

bigbromofo said...

she looks older than barbara bush

mofo said...

This is what happens when nobody likes the president anymore, even his own are running away, either that or they're too busy being indicted.

bastard central said...

yes mo. that's EXACTLY what it is.

mofo said...

I think you should keep your eyes closed, you may be mortified to see what you'll find if you open them.

mofo said...

And no one looks older than Barbara Bush.

bastard central said...

fear not boys. now you have fresh meat to badger