Tuesday, February 07, 2006

kiss me and smile for me...jerk

...or on air travel

ok folks. the bastard is going to the gun show. i've been doing this for my 4th year rolling and, the bastard never seems to get tired of weirdos in camouflage. this should be even more interesting as we have a whole new crew of heads of state this year so the press suite should be full of people wanting to know "how it all happens" when you let a bastard put together a daily paper for you. it'll be good times and the casualties should be minimal. now get on the plane shiteyes!

—the bastard

4 comments:

bigbromofo said...

i do hope you used the AirTrain we built for you to get down to JFK.

dub plat

bastard central said...

nah. got a lift for that one. so many mullets. so few cameras

bastard central said...

nah,

got a lift. so many mullets, so few cameras

bigbromofo said...

tehy do not allow mullets on teh airtrain. the hair gets caught in the tracks.

bigbromofo