Tuesday, February 14, 2006

this just in...

batman will be going after bin laden. that is all.

—the bastard

5 comments:

bastard central said...

i think i lost control and punched you

Anonymous said...

Well, it's about goddamned time batman gets in on this, I mean sheesh, we've just been putting out the bat signal for 4 years, oh, no, that was them blue lights.

More on my disapeering act when i have more time.

And when did plat, become bat, is it because pitchers and catchers starts this week?

bastard central said...

ladies and gentlemen, i give you the prodigal blogger. dead fatted calf to follow

—the bastard

bastard central said...

first off, it's ahab and ahab's daughter fickle one. gawd! you need to stick to the naming convention. and your pestering of the mofo is wearing thin. fuh fuh fuh, i guess ahab's daughter is letting you use the keyboard. i guess ahab's daughter is letting you use the keyboard. fuh fuh fuh. for christ sake look at his hand! he sliced it with an authentic hatori hanzo sword. i sentence you to have to watch napoleon dynamite 20 times back to back while changing diapers....gawd

bastard central said...

oh bullocks to you. this shit is mah world. you just a squirrel tryin to get a nut.

blog widdout me is liek cornflakes widdout the milk