dear girls with backpacks,excuse me ladies? yes you two with the backpacks. you know, the backpacks that seem to be holding a 74 volkswagen in each one (how the hell you two stay standing is beyond me). while i think it's great that you want a lowfat skim no sugar mochachino thingy or whatever and none of them meet your fancy no matter how many times the guy went down the list but and i know that it's great for your friend to know for shit sure that she in fact has $2.75 left on her starbucks card but, could you get the fuck out of my way so i can get some coffee and oh...i dunno...pay for it? have a nice day shiteyes.
love always,
—the bastard
6 comments:
You have my deepest sympathy. As much as I hate people, sometimes I hate their stuff more.
people would be so much more considerate with their things if their backpack had nerve endings that attached themselves to their brains
nice ass.
thanks. i've really been working with that buns of steel video you gave me for secret santa last year
That wasn't Buns of Steel. That was clown porn. But enjoy your workout.
oh is that why thwy were all wearing red noses. can't sleep...clowns'll eat me
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