dear girls with backpacks,
excuse me ladies? yes you two with the backpacks. you know, the backpacks that seem to be holding a 74 volkswagen in each one (how the hell you two stay standing is beyond me). while i think it's great that you want a lowfat skim no sugar mochachino thingy or whatever and none of them meet your fancy no matter how many times the guy went down the list but and i know that it's great for your friend to know for shit sure that she in fact has $2.75 left on her starbucks card but, could you get the fuck out of my way so i can get some coffee and oh...i dunno...pay for it? have a nice day shiteyes.