Friday, April 21, 2006


12 am cleanup. i gotta shoot in the morning and i also don't want to leave dorito crumbs all over the stoop. get the broom. there's some guy with crazy eyes walking his dog. the more things change, the more they stay the same. there used to be a guy who used to walk his dog after midnight and now we have a new crazy eyed character doing it.

i sweep

"chu know there are certain religions in whish they prefer to sweep their walk at night"

"i'm just trying to clean up the mess before bed, pal"

"aym just saying, chu could be part of one of dose religions"

"i'm just trying to clean up my mess, pal"

"what chu talking about? you don't look like chu godda mess dere"

sneer turns to evil grin, "not now i don't". weirdo

—the bastard


mofo said...

"Steve, we think you have crazy eye!"

bastard central said...

were you in the shit?

yes, i was in the shit

mofo said...

You are cross referencing now.

bastard central said...

well i couldn't think of any other great willem dafoe lines from other films to build on.

besides cross referencing is the spice of life and we all know how much spice i get in MY life these days