a steroid crazed monster hit his 715th home run yesterday. the hulking beast stands alone at No. 715. he hit the milestone home run with a two-run shot to center field sunday, moving past Babe Ruth into sole possession of second place on the career list behind Hank Aaron. now the bastard generally doesn't pay attention to baseball at all. between umpiring for baseball parents, never being able to get a word in edgewise at the dinner table, and more than one baseball strike in my life time, i don't have alot of love for the game. however someone, albeit someone hopped up on goofballs, breaking babe ruth's record is in fact news. what i actually found more shocking was further down in the story.
after hitting his 715th home run, barry bonds proceeded to leap out of san francisco's home stadium and smash all that he could see. bonds smash. don't nobody talk to bonds. bonds just want to smash. i couldn't believe that any AP reporter had the nerve to get near him for comment. the bastard smells a pulitzer.