Saturday, July 01, 2006

and happy birthday to all bastards

Hey, bastard, it's the old motherfucker here. Thought I'd let you know, it's been a year since your first post. Go out, celebrate, get yerself a cupcake.

mofo

5 comments:

bastard central said...

i like cupcakes.

mofo said...

Of course you do. In fact most of the western world does, which is the real reason why Radical Islam hates us, for our love of cupcakes.

bastard central said...

radical islam only hates us because we use the blood of the palestinian people in the frosting. if we only used a different ingredient, things might have turned out differently. oh how short sighted we all are

mofo said...

I walways htought it was because the cupcake wasn't invented until the 1800's and they reject anything after 1400. I got to say though, them Palestians sure are tasty!

bastard central said...

well there are many many piece to this puzzle. take the fact that the first cupcakes were made from hogs as well.