brick

ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. the bastard is sooooooooooo loagy. we all went to earl's for susie kansas' second farewell lunch. you know how it is, so nice, you do it twice. now the lunch coma has kicked in and i feel like i've been hit with a brick. bricks are heavy and that's the way i feel.

—the bastard