to that guy who got off the elevator on the 9th floor in the argyle tee shirt (yes, an argyle tee shirt)
umm, yeah pal, i've been meaning to tell you. those over sized sunglasses don't make you look the least bit like an aging drag queen out of his/her showtime outfit. i'm also sure that the gigantic headphones attached to your ipod are there to tell us all that you REALLY into the music and not just some jackass trying to be fashionable. i never thought that for a second. not at all. ummmm, your spaceship is third door on the right. doors closing. bing bong.