...or on finger quotes
"did you see those feather girls from "xyz" gun company yesterday"
"you mean the girls in the black costumes?"queries our man in moscow
"you mean the black costumes that are so smelly that you can smell them from 3 booths away?"
"oh, that's messed up. you know that they are xyz's daughters. it says so on their nametags"
"yeah" (insert sarcastic cadence here), "daughters" in finger quotes"
the bastard likes it when our man from moscow drops by to check his email. it's always a pleasure seeing someone savage people with such style.
props to the comics curmudgeon for his margo quotes