Thursday, February 15, 2007

...on the 5 pound bag

hey pal,

yeah, you.

the one with the green hat trying to fold a muslim woman in half so that you can squeeze your carcass onto the train. that woman ain't going to get any smaller. and this train isn't going to get any bigger. it's bad enough that it's cold. it's bad enough that we all had the same idea that it was a good idea to try and stuff 10 pounds into a 5 pound bag but enough's enough. you ain't gonna fit. now back up. thanks.

doors closing.

bing bong. jerk

—the bastard

2 comments:

Damnation Mistress said...

So the Sardine Rail Department services New York as well. I must get a ticket I always wanted to see NY.

bastard central said...

it's usually only in the morning. if you come here, i would recommend taking at least a week to make sure you can do this place jet lag free