Wednesday, May 09, 2007

...on the cinema

listen to the chair leg of truth. it does not lie. what does it say? the bastard went to the cinema last night to test screen a bob dylan biopic and the chair leg of truth tells me that

no one likes richard gere

long story short, six different actors play different aspects of bob dylan's various career personas and richard gere played the billy the kid persona. it was well filmed but, it played really clunky and none of the test screeners surveyed really liked richard gere. so there you go.

—the bastard

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