has the bastard ever told you the one about the guy who was sleeping in his bed during a torrential rainstorm?
well anyway there's this guy.
and he wakes up at about...say...6:30 in the morning to sound of heavy rain. so he rolls over
about 10 minutes later, it's raining like the hammers of hell and the guy rolls over again and remarks to himself, "damn, it sure is raining"
then it occurs to him that it's in fact raining in his living room. GET IT? it was raining in his living room. jeeze, you have no sense of humor.
so, the bastard has been bailing out his living room and the word comes out over the crystal set to stay home, or at least delay my commute a little while. now the bastard isn't one for listening to city officials but, i want some unwind time. at least for a couple minutes. this is gonna be a long day.